Thursday, November 30, 2006

We in newcastle or sunderland?

Amsterdam!! thats all im going to say. My god what i good weekend.

This was on the ferry there. We had drank a few by this time and thought it would be a good idea to go onto the top deck with our stolen plastic cups and the cactus from the restaurant. You can take the girl out of Birtley but you cant take the birtley out of the girl!

The ferry was a experience to say the least. Next to our tiny cabin, was a row of 'Sunderland specials' as we called them. The gurning by the end of the night was rather apparent. This was after me and rachel were called 'herion addicts' by a Bensham riff. Pleasant people ride of DFDS seaway mini cruises. Please beware and lock your cabin door!

After paying 9 euros for some rice crispies and white sausages (which i did not dare to touch) we were all a little hung over and disheartened to see the black skies covering the Amterdam port as we sickenly entered at around half 8 in the morning. The fact that gareth had packed his pass port at the bottom of his bag cheered us all up though and we got on the bus that takes you into town.

The hotel was quite far away from the bus stop and a was nearly torn apart by a passing bicycle with crazy mirrors sticking out from it. I was in the best of moods by this time and it was made even worse by the fact i was in a room by the wisdom tooth was causing me a right rucus.

In the best of moods we desented on the main street and straight into the sex museum. Im not going to tell you what i saw in there. I have never looked at a pig in the same way, thats all im going to say.

Later that night we headed into town after the best power nap ever...I wonder why ha ha. We hit some of the local bars first and drank rather large amounts of lager. This is us after way way too many...

Em... no words can actually describe. The mind boggles. Rachel actually asked if she was in newcastle or sunderland. I fell to the floor and nearly wet myself.

When we got back to the hotal i decided to eat the apples that were on display...not a good idea when its been there for a few weeks and the dreaded wisdom tooth was making an appearance.

Well you can imagine what we felt like in the morning and because i had no sleep with my tooth i actually wanted to jump out the window. Later the swell on the ferry when we were back to sea was awful and the sweetcorn soup didnt stay down for long. Pretty sight and hard to hit the moving toliet seat.

Back home i slept for 2 days solid. It was nice....i like. Overall great weekend, i just make it out to be very bad haha.


Blogger scott davidson said...

Very effective stylization of the attractive woman, absorbed in her sewing. Nice flowing purple cloth leading into the distance. Quite different, and somehow the same, as this woman resting from her sewing in a sunny garden, painted by American impressionist artist Frederick Carl Frieseke, The painting can be seen at, and ordered as a canvas print.

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